Jeffrey Gordon Lawson

Objective

To obtain a challenging position as Steven Page’s body-double, stunt double or occasional live performance fill-in.

Qualifications

Remarkable coincidences: § My Middle Name: Gordon (named after the legend, Gordie Howe) § My Birthday: June 21^st (one day before Steven’s) § My Religion: Jewish (mmmm, stale crackers for Passover) § Physical Similarities: see picture

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Relevant Experience

1992–1996 Gordon West Bloomfield, MI

Entry Level Fan

§ Frequently caught singing “Box Set” in shower

§ Played “Jane” frequently on high school radio station

1996–1998 BOAPS Ann Arbor, MI

Director, Old Apartment videos

§ In college, attempted three times to produce “Old Apartment”-esque videos of my dwellings, on the day I moved out. Failed, because on each occasion, forgot to shoot footage until after I had moved out. Oh well.

§ October 1996: Saw first show, in Ypsilanti, MI, in which Steven and Ed performed “Two Turntables and a Phallic Symbol”.

1998–present Stunt San Diego, CA

Senior Level Fan

§ Frequently get the “You look like that guy from Barenaked Ladies” comment.

§ Halloween ’98: went as Steven Page, wearing a red rayon shirt, frequently performing backwards jump-kicks. (Note: costume doubles as Fenster, with addition of unintelligible "Gimme the fuckin' keys!")

§ Attended various shows in Michigan

§ Favorite live improv song: “Corn Dogs” from an Ohio show

Irrelevant

Experience

§ Attended spacecamp twice

§ Can touch my nose with my tongue

Other Interests

§ Playing guitar

§ Eating melon